Bros J,
Koo-idor Sir. How is London? Sure you're doing fine? grin emoticon
I saw your picture when you arrived at Heathrow airport, you were looking soooo fresh. "Fweshh" as my swggar people will say.
Bros, I'm not happy o. Seriously!
I read in the news this morning, how your govt provided 500,000 jobs in the 1st quarter of 2015, and I was like; WoooW.
This gingered me to write you this letter on the state of things, because, knowing that some APC ignoramuses are waiting for buhari to be giving them N5,000 "joblessnes allowee" makes me really sick.
A lot of his ignoramuses are still waiting for him to make N1=$1 and control Int'l oil prices. (Bros no laugh o, e no funny at all)
Bros, its not a secret that Nigeria was in total mess by the time you took over in 2011.
That restless and senile old man that ruled before Ya'radua did virtually nothing for 8yrs. And Ya'radua didn't have enough time to do much too. The little time you finished for Ya'radua was just formality.
I recall before U were sworn in, you already had your plans outlined, backed with a very serious slogan; "Transformation" and Immediately you were sworn in, you swung to action.
You selected your cabinet without much hassle and went straight to work.
You allowed the legislature settle down to biz immediately, without allowing the bembestic spoilers called godfathers of PDP interfere, even when the opposition rattled the plan of the party in the house of reps, you allowed peace to reign.
This guy you left us with is the opposite.
His #Change slogan has turned to #Excuses. He's slow and sluggish. He's a complete dullard.
When we named him brainless, we thought it was just a political taunt, but right now, we have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt that he is in fact completely Brainless!
Ask Chinedu Nwosu and Aina Bridget they are keeping tab on his dull activities.
He has been giving dumb excuses left-right-center of his early failures and future prospect failures.
He had the guts to tell us "Old age will limit his performance"
Bros J, can you believe he mumusciously blamed you for his inability to appoint ministers?-- hahahahahah. "Bros, I know say you sef laugh" -------How on earth?
But bros, you did something that really impressed me, YOU DIDN'T RESPOND!! - That's classic!!
He even lied again that he met an empty treasury. Imagine!!! -
"I know you heard that too and I'm sure you put up a surprised face when you did".---Same thing as all of us o; Elderstatesman Ojealaro Friday , Adaobi Ube, Donald Ekpo, May Ubeku, Chioma Powers, Hilda Avwenagha, Agoro Patrick O , Benedicta Awhefada, Amanda Chisom, Jadesola Goodluck, Mojisola Oshodi-glover, Hanson Adonye, Lanre Olayinka, Daniel Obasi Osi Peter Asika just open our mouths Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
The thing shocked us, "no be small".
For a man that has spent over $10bil in a month to say he met empty treasury? That's blasphemy. If Sharia try the guy, na death sentence- straight!
Bros, do you know the car this certificateless tyrant drives is way more expensive than yours? I swear!!
He drives a Mercedes-Maybach S600 that costs N52M, compared to your ordinary Mercedes-Benz S 350 which is only N27 million. His total fleet is worth almost N500mil
And that's the same man they said is prudent o.
Bros, you see the CHANGE?
Kimberly Ogba confirmed the prices.
His e-rats and e-demons have suddenly gone dumb. They no longer make noise anymore.
He appointed 2 mumuscious spokesmen, who contradict themselves.
The Yoruba spokesman is daft.
The Aboki spokesman is a joke.
One of the most annoying part is; this buhari guy (bros they now call him bokohari o) promised to tell his brothers, Boko Haram to stop bombing within a month after being sworn in, but instead of that, they now bomb in his name.
Bros, na true I dey tell you. Ask James King and Bile Nuhu, they know everything going on up there.
The terrorists now shout "Sai buhari" before they detonate themselves.
In a month, over 300 people have been killed.
The same terrorists you were on the verge of completely dismantling are now back in fuller force, under their brother and mentor.
Bros J, don't be angry that my letter is going to be long, these things are bothering me. Seriously!!!
This is the right time Eadris Abdulkareem should have sang Nigeria Jagajaga.
Do you also know that, in the middle of all these, buhari who hasn't done anything for the people, has time to leave the privileged comfort of Aso Rock where he's supposed to stay and think of how to move the nation forward and the many-many duties of presidency to go and attend to his cows?
Yesss bros, he did. "I no fit lie, Ifeanyi Baron Okugbo brother of Edwin Dico Okugbo has the pictures, where his pampers were even exposed. Very shameful.
He has now decided to build a helipad at his backyard, so he can continually abandon the work and frequently attend to his cows.
Can you imagine?
The thing tire us o, for a man who has not commissioned a single project for the people, the 1st think he thought of, is his frequent jolly flight to his village.
Bros, hear this one; All the initial Gra-Gra him and his party exhibited during campaigns have been swept away with their own brooms!
Bros, I swear, ask Aare Vincent Olusola Arogbodo Daniel Aroren Ogbegie and Olutoyosi Omotoso
In fact, they have turned the broom into weapons they now use on themselves, beating themselves with it like winches and winzards.
Should I send you the video? I will tell Wale Smith to send it to you.
Its been one fight to the other.
From Senate to House of Reps; so much that, the criminal drug addict Lagos landlord's wife at the senate, has turned to the official winch prophetess of the Senate.
She just dey do waka-shege for men on the floor. Nne Bryte and Chinenye Lauretta have the picture as evidence, so you will know I am not lying.
But bros, our PDP ogas at the Senate and House of Reps are showing APC pepper and who's still in charge.
In Senate; they wanted Lawan, we nack them Saraki, come chook Ekweremadu as deputy. (Don't forget Saraki's real blood is PDP o).
In the House, they wanted Tinubu's boy; that fence scaling tout- Gbajabiamila, we forced Yakubu down their narrow throat (not Yakubu Aiyegbeni o- Yakubu Dogara)
Now everything has scattered. Now now, they are having a janjaweed NEC meeting, where Tinubu was barred and his boys, Osinbajo, Akande have also boycotted. Franca Uwanoghor Ekpobedafe and Julie Akpa Idoko are peeping at them.
They wrote letters to Yakubu and Saraki, begging for principal offices in the Legislature, those ones threw away the letters. (Bros I know you are laughing now) hahahahahahhaha.
Even this past Wednesday, they were supposed to meet with Snail baba GoSlow (oh, I forgot to tell you, he has a new name now, no more #SaiBaba, he's now #SnailBaba_GoSlow), they wanted buhari to bully them to take the party's janjaweed orders, Yakubu boycotted the meeting. SnailBaba vex!
Zidon Love Love just told me now-now that Yakubu's people in House of Reps are planning to relocate and live under the umbrella.
That's their problem jare bros.
Bros J, see ehn, the most irritating of all the happenings is, they are trying to take credit for your works and legacies. "Very Stupid People"
.The refineries you fixed will soon start pumping fuel.
.The power stations you built have started generating thousands of Mega-Watts, people now have steady power supply.
.The Airports you remodeled are still going on.
.Your Agriculture works and legacies are running smoothly and fantastically.
.You left the economy as 1st in Africa and made the country top 5 investors destination, but with the way this Baba Goslow is going, hmmmmmm. We may lose it o.
Most disgusting part is, the ungrateful Abokis and Almajiris you gave Universities and removed from the streets are the lousiest about it. Yusuf Wada Abdulkadir Bala Minjibirr Mukhtar Bature are examples. And some foolish Southerners too are echoing it. like Sisi Kemi Eko the toilet girl.
But bros, trust us, we put them where they belong. Only Fools will give credit of a Transformer to a brainless Baba GoSlow, who is obviously visionless.
He was never prepared for the job. He never knew you would "Let-Go".
It took him and them by surprise, because they didn't envisage winning, and they know they didn't win.
The whole world knows you sacrificed for peace, if not; Nigeria would have been in ruins by now and we would have been counting dead bodies.---- Twaleyyyy for you bros J. You are a True Hero of Democracy!!
Now, we have realized and understood his pains/frustration when he said you didn't teach him how to govern. Sola Kuti Sunny Martins Mosy Oginni Rosaline Fadipe "no be so"?
But bros J, you sef!?? You just left the mumu old man in the middle of nowhere. Hahhahaha. Bros U harsh for the matter!
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Imagine bros, how more senseless can these people be when Baba GoSlow senselessly appoints Hell-rufai and Adamu Oshiomole to probe accounts they are the accusers?
Now, they are judges in their own case. Is that not brainless? Bros check am na. Can there be fairness and truth?
And under this same Baba GoSlow o, $3bil has vanished in just 1 month.
Amonia Rita and Grace Okagbare and Kimberly Ogba are keeping accounts.
Bros, that thief Sylva has been freed o.
And rumour says hell-rufai is worth N90bil + 40 mansions. (No shout bros) Hmmmm
Bros I even forgot to tell you; My In-Law people, Yes, "Yoruba people" said I should apologize to you for betraying you.
They now regret their actions, after being used and dumped by the Abokis, and their expected selfish gains have entered voice mail.
They now call what is happening;
"A NORTHERN CONSPIRACY AGAINST YORUBAS" (in one letter)
(In another letter, they said) :
WE REGRET VOTING BUHARI– South West Leaders
Olatunde Eyitayo Titus and Jagunmolu Oluwadare Lasisi have copies of the letters.
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Bros J, can you believe this?;
>Tinubu is regreting and quietly asking buhari to resign?
>Bisi Akande is wailing seriously. (He fired letter, dem Abokis fired back)
>Yoruba APC Legislators are angry and crying foul.
>Osinbajo is relegated to mere commissioner and messanger
>Dele Momodu is crying. (That fat frog, waiting desperately to be minister)
Your eccentric brother, Rotimi Amaechi has been kicked out of Rivers state, he now parties endlessly in Lagos and Abuja, drinking Ogogoro up and down, he was sighted drunk around Wuse by Engr Ibinabo Reg Miller.
Bros, Rotimi fall hand badly, he stole everything from govt house, up-to tea spoon. Walai, ask Oraye St. Franklyn , Soty Ray Malik Shabbazz Abdulmalik and Neny Amy.
Bros, many things dey to gist you o, but l don't want to disturb your vacation, but seriously bros J, Apc is the most useless party ever in the history of Nigeria.
Those guys are just greedy, visionless and evil.
Wait bros, do you know buhari is now Abokinizing the country? Dele Aina, Toroko Amos , Kemi Elechi are seriously monitoring.
So far, only Northerners are being appointed into key positions.
I pity our Igbo people this dispensation o.
Them Esther Chikere Louis Azode Obom Otonsiki Ikechukwu Iroha, just dey look dey wonder, which kind of pattern this is.
One day sha, they either get to lead this country or get their Biafra!! (I know you don't like that part, but bros, its inevitable)
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Bros, let me let you rest jare. I just say make I hail you, gist you and tell you WE MISS YOU! SERIOUSLY!!!
You're the best that was ever called "Excellency" in the history of Nigeria.
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Wait bros, "sorry one last one" don't be surprised if you hear that the brainless one allowed man and man or woman and woman to marry themselves, he's been following Obama like pepeye for back, he even collected $5bil from Obama to fight his own boko haram brothers.
The same Obama that stood in our way to fight boko haram o.
God will punish all of them. Though you said we should not be swearing, but bros, I swear this one. No vex Bros.
I remember this pitiable one; Bros, this tyrant is on vendetta against your Niger Delta people. He has stopped the school fees of those on scholarship abroad. (That is small)
He sent fighter jets to some parts of ND, Calabar to be specific, under the guise that there are ex-militants hiding in the creeks, in the process killing over 50 innocent people.
Bros, don't you think this is another kind of Odi genocide as perpetuated by former tyrant Obj? Considering the fact that, buhari has not ordered a single gun shot against boko haram.
The media is unusually quiet about all these evils. People say the media has been bought, Uwakwe-mangse Hanna Bella La Belle and Orllumeeday Omo Alagba are witnesses.
But bros, even if they buy all the media houses in the country from North to South, even buy CNN and Aljazeera join, they can't buy NEWSCAPS, so we can't be quiet. Soldiers full ground, armed to teeth, I can't mention all.
They've pulled down many accounts, Portia Emilia Anthony's own was very brazen and Babaduks Ons is back in action but up till now, I can't find Adeyinka Grandson.
They've used SSS to warn and threaten us, even monitoring us, but no shaking bros, we gallant. If they have their way, they will close NEWSCAPS and Twitter, but dem no reach.
Julie A Dyer and Olukemi Faj-Ojo are praying for us.
Ok na bros, let me leave you here to enjoy your well deserved vacation after such excellent performance and Transformation of Nigeria.
Say me well to Mama Peace. Eissshhhh. Mama Peace oooo, better ogbonge woman, not like Aisha, Baba Goslow's wife; Cried fake tears with Chibok women in the afternoon, partied like Rihanna in the evening with Shayo.
Bros J, catch ya, see ya when you start your international missions.
But sir, if they send you to anywhere called Western Germany, abeg don't go oo, na set up! I trust you sef. "E easy to be Dr?"
You will forever remain my hero of Leadership!!!
Your boy'
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