MARRIED WOMEN ONLY:
Try your best to maintain the following schedule in your marital life as a woman:
1. Between 3am-6am when kids are fast asleep sex your husband when you see his pen*s all hard or "erect" in the morning, "jump on him" and see your husband again. Give him surprise-sex! Give him morning-penis-erection-sex.
2. Between 5am-6am bath with your husband, get in the big bath together, talk and have interesting sex again, then clothe him and yourself and go to work, or drop kids at school or do your chores.
3. If you are a home-stay-mom, go buy food and nice-panty and bra to "entice" your husband after work. Buy all sorts of sexy panties, NOT granny-panties! NOT mommy-panties! But panties which says "husband-here's your wife", "come eat me now!". When he comes home welcome him with a juicy-kiss and a big-warm-hug, quickly take him to the marriage bedroom, undress your husband fast/slow, give him quick sex, food, and allow him to rest (treat your husband like a king. RESPECT YOUR HUSBAND ALL THE TIME!
4. After work hours focus on the kids help them with the "school home work", prepare thier clothes, or get a nanny to sort that out, including thier lunchboxes and everything they need for tomorrow,
5. Study (read the bible or any university degree), keep your eyes AWAY FROM stupid soapies which teach you to destroy your marriages.
6. Entertain yourself by having evening marital sex again (6pm to 11pm when the kids are busy or sleeping), massage each other with oil and talk, laugh and be together, be in each others arms, drink some tea, juice, biscuits, snacks! Dance naked in the bedroom before your husband! Entertainment is free! These are the time when "nyatsis" take your husbands from you. SO BETWEEN 3AM-11PM make sure he is in your arms having a lot of passionate sex, many-kisses, fun and joy! Nyatsi (are satanic women who break homes by "using what you reject"). SO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND AT HOME WITH GOOD FOOD AND MARITAL LOVE.
7. Pray for each other and pray together, then sleep, [dont forget to pray for me as well], pray for God to bless all his people and sleep. NEVER USE YOUR marriage BEDROOM TO GOSSIP. Use it for sex, baby making, resting and fun and planning. NO QUARRELS OR WARS IN THE MATRIMONIAL BEDROOM.
8. Sometimes wake your husband up between 10pm to 3am to do some more sex. BE A WIFE! Not a witch! NEVER SLEEP WITH A HORNY-HUSBAND WHO CRAVES YOUR VAGINA NEXT TO YOU (give him four/five quick sex rounds and let him sleep with a Big smile). BE A WIFE, NOT A ROOM MATE!
9. During weekends go out to a park (as husband and wife, do a little braai, have a simple time out, or fly out, or whatever it is you have to do.
10. IF HIS WORK IS TIRING DURING THE WEEK, THEN GIVE HIM A LOT OF SEX ALL WEEKEND LONG (but go to church on weekend), never miss church. PREPARE HIS SHOES, SNEAKERS, JEANS OR SUITS (or anything he likes and attend church services). After church give him some more sex until Monday morning. TAKE THE KIDS OUT TO PLAY DURING WEEKENDS (so you and your husband can be all alone in the house). Have sex in the kitchen, sitting room, dinning rooms, toilet, bathroom, pantry, garage, and everywhere in the house be naked to yourselves and enjoy marriage! BE A HAPPY FAMILY! God like such joy in marriage. BE CRAZY-IN-LOVE with your husband.
A WIFE MUST NOT BE FAT (she must be sexy). Don't be an elephant! PUT TAP ON YOUR WEIGHT. Loose weight after birth. KEEP yourself HEALTHY first). Don't allow "nyatsis" to take your husband through sexy-body-appeals which you used to have prior/during marriage. KEEP YOUR BODY AS BEFORE and keep your man's eyes on you!
STOP LIVING A COMPLICATED LIFE! A cluttered life is dangerous.
BE CAREFUL OF FRIENDS OR EVENTS WHICH STEAL YOUR FAMILY TIME, Eg:
- funerals
- meetings
- work or more business deals
- unplanned schedules
- inlaws
- friends
ALL THESE ARE NOT WRONG TO ATTEND TO! But maintain balance.
I can see some women are rolling their eyes, but I am serious
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